Bradley is a professional footballer who’s been outed as gay by an unscrupulous ex. His club tell him to lie low during the off-season, so he heads off to a remote Scottish island… where he meets an intriguing and beautiful young man. Which of course complicates everything.
"My super-potent sperm has knocked up Colin's man-uterus with a demon child or possibly a ginger. Please help!" said Bradley. Basically: MPREG CRACK OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!