Bradley becomes insecure over the way Colin deals with the press, more specifically the way he changes the subject when asked about his friendship with Bradley.
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Arthur shoots a magical deer, then a fertility goddess shoots him up.
Contrary to expectations, it is Colin who is all-talk and virginal, and Bradley who callously fucks him for recreation.
"My super-potent sperm has knocked up Colin's man-uterus with a demon child or possibly a ginger. Please help!" said Bradley. Basically: MPREG CRACK OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!