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It's a perfectly wretched day in Camelot when Uther Pendragon announces Arthur's betrothal.
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Arthur as James Bond. Merlin as a Bond-girl.
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Merlin overhears some nasty things about himself. Arthur is not pleased.
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I'm the prince's man, always.
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Arthur's wedding is arranged, and he sets about courting with the same dedication he shows to all tasks. But things don't always run to plan.
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Contrary to expectations, it is Colin who is all-talk and virginal, and Bradley who callously fucks him for recreation.
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Being Arthur's manservant was generally alright, Merlin supposed, except for all the blowjobs.
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"My super-potent sperm has knocked up Colin's man-uterus with a demon child or possibly a ginger. Please help!" said Bradley. Basically: MPREG CRACK OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!
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Gwen and Lancelot cannot be allowed to get away with their betrayal of Arthur.
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Bradley didn't tell anybody about the football tournament, but he most particularly didn't tell Colin.
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It wasn't supposed to end like this.